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Here are some facts about Spiderbunny:

To reproduce, Spiderbunny bores into your chest cavity and lays eggs in your soul.

Spiderbunny feeds on grass, food pellets, and human flesh.

Spiderbunny’s natural habitat is that corner of the basement. You know the one.

Though not a superhero, Spiderbunny has been known to fight crime by devouring criminals alive.

Spiderbunny enjoys being petted, but if you make Spiderbunny uncomfortable in any way, Spiderbunny will stab you through the esophagus and hop away, leaving you to bleed out alone in the gutter.

Spiderbunny is always happy, no matter what trouble life brings.

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