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Ice cream can cause nasty headaches, but nuclear weapons can cause the obliteration of all known life. Advantage: Nuclear weapons.

Ice cream is easy for anyone to enjoy, while nuclear weapons require advanced technical knowledge. Advantage: Ice cream.

With ice cream, once one person has some, everyone else gets hungry. With nuclear weapons, once one person has some, everyone else treats them as an unstoppable god of war. Advantage: Nuclear weapons.

Ice cream has about 100 calories per scoop. Nuclear weapons have about 1,000,000,000 calories per megaton. Advantage: Ice cream.

Ice cream makes it feel like summer. Nuclear weapons make it feel like everyone you love is dead. Advantage: Ice cream.

Winner: Ice cream (3-2)

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One Comment

  1. Awww I wanted nuclear weapons too win. Anybody want one?


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