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Babies require constant care and attention. Bubble wrap waits patiently until you’re ready. Advantage: Bubble wrap.

Babies cover everything they touch in a layer of germ-riddled slime. Bubble wrap keeps your stuff safe, undamaged, and slime-free. Advantage: Bubble wrap.

Babies will someday grow up to be a real person. Bubble wrap will someday be used up and thrown away. Advantage: Babies.

Babies bring deep satisfaction and inner peace. Bubble wrap brings an irresistible popping game. Advantage: Bubble wrap.

Babies poop all the time. Bubble wrap never poops. Advantage: Bubble wrap.

Winner: Bubble Wrap (4-1)



  1. So are you saying we should have bought some bubble wrap instead?

  2. Probably would have gotten more value for your money, sad to say.

  3. Oh, so not true!

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