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Babies require constant care and attention. Bubble wrap waits patiently until you’re ready. Advantage: Bubble wrap.

Babies cover everything they touch in a layer of germ-riddled slime. Bubble wrap keeps your stuff safe, undamaged, and slime-free. Advantage: Bubble wrap.

Babies will someday grow up to be a real person. Bubble wrap will someday be used up and thrown away. Advantage: Babies.

Babies bring deep satisfaction and inner peace. Bubble wrap brings an irresistible popping game. Advantage: Bubble wrap.

Babies poop all the time. Bubble wrap never poops. Advantage: Bubble wrap.

Winner: Bubble Wrap (4-1)

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3 Comments

  1. So are you saying we should have bought some bubble wrap instead?

  2. Probably would have gotten more value for your money, sad to say.

  3. Oh, so not true!


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