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Pros:

  • Wields nigh-unfathomable arcane power
  • Has friends who stick by him no matter what
  • Can talk anyone into anything
  • Rides a magic carpet

Cons:

  • No nipples
  • Gets married after two dates
  • Is a lying liar who lies
  • Can think of nothing better to do with three wishes than get laid
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