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Pros:

  • Prime
  • Is the leader of a shadowy conspiracy involving extraterrestrials, the fundamental building blocks of science, elvis, all-purpose flour, and the Venetian canals
  • Has no body hair
  • Movie star

Cons:

  • Lacks a physical body or any other way to carry out its wishes
  • Passionless
  • One less than that punk with his own hit TV show
  • Obstinately refuses to go evenly into anything but itself and one
  • Will never play sports
  • Is not interested in romance
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