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Pros:

  • Prime
  • Is the leader of a shadowy conspiracy involving extraterrestrials, the fundamental building blocks of science, elvis, all-purpose flour, and the Venetian canals
  • Has no body hair
  • Movie star

Cons:

  • Lacks a physical body or any other way to carry out its wishes
  • Passionless
  • One less than that punk with his own hit TV show
  • Obstinately refuses to go evenly into anything but itself and one
  • Will never play sports
  • Is not interested in romance
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A sandwich is a popular food item, typically consisting of two slices of bread with something delicious wedged between them. So-called “open-face” sandwiches, with only one slice of bread, also exist, but can hardly be referred to as sandwiches at all.

The sandwich is a poignant metaphor for a particular variety of selfless individual – the kind who works hard, plays by the rules, behaves exactly as he is instructed to by others, and is ultimately consumed, turned into shit, and forgotten. Like those individuals, the sandwich is ubiquitous at every level of society, and popular around the globe.

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Pros:

  • Wields nigh-unfathomable arcane power
  • Has friends who stick by him no matter what
  • Can talk anyone into anything
  • Rides a magic carpet

Cons:

  • No nipples
  • Gets married after two dates
  • Is a lying liar who lies
  • Can think of nothing better to do with three wishes than get laid

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Pros:

  • Will rock you
  • Good old-fashioned lover boy
  • Easy come, easy go – little high, little low
  • Is now, and always will be, one of the champions

Cons:

  • Under pressure
  • Only has 14 hours to save the Earth
  • All he hears is Radio Ga Ga
  • Stone cold crazy
  • Just waiting for the hammer to fall

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Pros:

  • Can connect two independent clauses without a conjunction or even a singing train conductor
  • Makes you feel sophisticated
  • Eager to perform
  • Often seen in sophisticated literature

Cons:

  • Doesn’t get out much
  • Nobody really understands him
  • Created when Saruman corrupted the blood of pure colons
  • That is not a euphemism
  • Hangs out in English classrooms

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Pros:

  • Gets up every morning and wonders what’s going to happen exciting today
  • Tries very hard to be brave and to do the right thing
  • Lives by his conscience

Cons:

  • Not one of the fiercer animals
  • Fear can cause him to lose his head
  • Hasn’t any way to be sure of himself apart from his friends
  • Unwashed

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Let’s Play Bible Su Doku!

Rules: Fill every square with a number from 1-9. Your solution must be supported by scripture

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Batman-Tree is the Dark Knight of Gotham Forest, the scourge of the underworld, and the only correct answer to this chicky-dee’s Yahoo! Answers question.

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The guy who put the bomp in the bomp ba-bomp ba-bomp is the subject of an eponymous, catchy 1960s pop tune by Barry Mann.

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The Doctor is the time-hopping protagonist of the BBC’s longest-running science fiction TV show, Doctor Who.